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Fucking Cartoon

"Dr." Kent Hovind as I had called him this via my facebook page. Noted as Eric posted, "The swearing. Not Cool."

The now hilarious crack became the taunt of human-dinosaur coexistence dogma. As "Flintstones Christianity" and "Cartoon Theology" emerged from the joke as it came from the barrage of tumblr posts I did. I had seen his followers attempt to use Answers in Genesis as a website to refute me as I was using real science websites and the local CBS affiliate which did an article about The Tully Monster fossil at Mazon Creek in Grundy County. Shrews sent me sketch of this after writing my crossover into Science Fiction the first time.

The actual exchanges became the FictionPress biting science fiction satire, The Thing That One Finds based from Forbes, a thesis I found on Academia.edu which deconstructed the thesis from the pseudo-college Patriot University as Rational Wiki also chronicled. I had pointed out I was an accidental curator of a museum in print as I coined the terms "Museum of Nothing" and "Bullshit Museum" as these alleged creation "science" museums are.

Eric Hovind via "Dr." Kent Hovind's page, "As for the swearing. Not cool"

Me -- "Kent, if you believe humans and dinosaurs co-existed it would not look like the Flintstones but more like Carnosaur, you Fucking Cartoon."

I went to the YouTube video page where "Yer a Fucktard" video is hosted, my comment "He's a fucking cartoon" as the creator was cracking up because I was fresh from making the crack on Hovind's facebook page via my own public page as a comment. Oh shit, Uneducated Huckster blocked me twice -- first on facebook then on twatter oh that's cute :laughing: go to a community college and take a few real science classes huckster. The barbs on Creation "Science" Evangelism's facebook page became darker and edgier as I invoked jokes referring to Richard Matheson and H. P. Lovecraft as the setup for the zing at the King James Version Only offspring. Implying going to one of their Independent Baptist church services with Richard Matheson's book "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet" and opening to the story called The Children of Noah. The Call of Cthulhu reference got some howls. Some in horror circles noted, "Not even Turtle Boy had the stones to do that. And even funnier you invoked controversy just for laughs."

Two Ton Anvil cracks, "You just love poking a stick in a hornets nest." Even more howls ensue from the heavy metal community as I pulled out Iron Maiden's myspace playlist on the tumblr post with the Ken Ham vs. Bill Nye debate.

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

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Cartoon physics

When you step on a rake and it hits you in the face, like in Tom and Jerry

Tom stepped on a rake and then got hit in the face!! Cartoon physics, LOL

by your father, November 21, 2018


Cartoon pedo

One adult simping a cartoon minor

Random guy: MARRY ME (insert young cartoon character)
You: WHY ARE YOU A CARTOON PEDO

by Tordindamix June 10, 2023


they'll do it every time cartoon

reference to a single panel newspaper comic created by Jimmy Halto in fucking 1929 then the cunt died in 1963 and some Mexican "Al Scaduto" continued it till 2008

"they'll do it every time cartoon is a very nice cartoon al capone" said

by Jer Nig September 13, 2019


Akaviri cartoons

Slang for anime, used in The Elder Scrolls shitposting communities. Akavir is a landmass to the east of Tamriel, the main setting of the games, which culture mirrors that of real-world Japan.

Azura spends too much time playing videogames and watching Akaviri cartoons.

by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred February 29, 2024


rap cartoon

A cartoon that millennials and gen zโ€™s associate with rap and consider nostalgic to them. This is often Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and other old shows from the 1990s-2010s. They often use there characters as pfpโ€™s. This is the epitome of cringe.

My gosh I hate rap cartoons

by Nascarfan2007 October 23, 2022


cartoon..addict

A very untrustworthy person

โ€œDo you trust cartoon..addict on Tik Tok?โ€

โ€œabsolutely notโ€

by sashagaybr1ght December 6, 2022