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to perform an action without wearing pants.
"i posted this defenition chicago-style."
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1.) The polar opposite of Hell. During the months of Mid-December to Mid-May, it is a cozy -3*F everyday. It's a high of 20 and a low of Antarctica with a chance of rain that'll surely have you sliding in the icy abyss of Lake Michigan. Honestly, this should be a tax deductible for the residents they choice to stay more than five damn hours here. When night time starts at 4 pm and morning ends at 11 pm.
2.) The worst time to be getting lost downtown
3.) The passive death penalty
4.) The reason why no one wants to live in Chicago past October.
5.) The reason tourism halts to an icy stop
Texas Guy: GODDAMN IT's COLD!
Chicago Guy: But it's like 60 degrees.
Texas Guy: Oh like YOU felt worse. What's the temperature up there?
Chicago Guy: It actually got up to a high of 6 today! My mom was telling me how nice it was since yesterday, she said she was able to pry her car door open from the ice encasing it.
Texas: .....Chicago Winter....
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Your average Chicago teen can range from the preppies to the stoners or they can be a combo. Your preppies usually go to iggy and that few that go to Loyola They enjoy going to midtown and getting brunch. But sometimes you get the uneducated DePaul and Mount Carmel kids that are just annyoing and like to fight eachother.The preppy guys are complete asshols. The stoners go to all schools especially lane. Smoke on the lawn at Clark or oz. They wear urban outfitters pants some sort of shirt and of course a chrome backpack. They often stain stores and have wierd ass Instagram pages. For the inbetweeners, they are known as clout chasers. These overally social people hu to gain clout and just try to make their lives seem like a blast. This category is what most people fall into especially dem white girls who enjoy taking photos at the ledge. They also LOVE lolla more than the average person. Also, there are the random school like Parker and Latin that nobody really seems to care for.But, when these groups come together they fit perfectly. It gets juicy but Chicago teens are the best.
Dude I just stained a cookie from potbelly
-Your such a average Chicago teen
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Chicago fire is a tv show about firefighters in Chicago
I love the tv show Chicago fire
In Super Smash Bros. Melee, Ganondorf's down-A in air. It originated from Chris Solis (smasher) saying "woah... that kick had enough force to power chicago!"
"The Chicago Kick just FUCKED me!"
"Awww... man, I just won a trip to Chicago."
Getting woken up by gunshots in the morning and not coffee.
I was really tired this morning and then I had A Chicago Latte and couldn't stop running around the apartment.
The act of hollowing out a jalapeño pepper and using it as a condom.
Optional: Recommended that the vagina be lubed up with chunky salsa and the man wear a sombrero and faint mustache to add to the Mexican authenticity.
"I couldn't tell if Juanito was enjoying our Chicago Spicer last night, his eyes were tearing up bad"