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When an inconsiderate person opens a door in front of you and only holds it open long enough to make a 2 push effort and not long enough for you to get through it.
Bob walks through door way only holding it open for himself to get through.
Stacy "OMG Bob you totally Doug Gorried me"
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Used predominately by Caucasian society to inconspicuously identify members of the African american race whilst in their presence. Often used as a socially acceptable replacement for nigger.
All those doug funnies do is steal and live off their welfare checks. Why don't they get a job? Turn off the damn rap music and stop doing drugs. Pardon me Charles, "What's the difference between doug funnies and snow tires?"..."Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them." HA HA HA...and we don't even have to whisper!
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Average white guy, generally overweight. Wears low-cut converses or vans with socks sticking out, cargo shorts, and wears short sleeves button shirts with exotic designs. Eats food off of other people's plates. Changes in the bathroom stalls of locker rooms. Listens to Coldplay and generally works at movie theaters and fast food restaurants. Is in the school band and wrestling.
That guy in the khaki shorts and Hawaiian shirt just took my a crab leg off plate! He's such a Doug Johnson.
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The most fucking disgusting person I've ever heard. Holds absolutely nothing sacred, at all. Jokes include getting an abortion just to see what it's like to kill a baby, getting a blowjob from a retarded townhouse baby, Sarah Palin having two retarded kids (down syndrome and joining the military), etc. Royally pisses off prissy people with a stick up their ass who think life is serious enough to become offended by a shock comedian. What every human on the planet should aspire to be in ways, not so much in others but he admits it and that just adds to his being likable.
Did you know Doug Stanhope got granulomas after his vasectomy? No? Well then go listen to the bit on it.
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Lacking originality; especially with clothing/apparel. In reference to the same outfit the character Doug Funnie from the 1990's cartoon, Doug, wore throughout the original series.
Have you seen Barbra's closet? All she wears is the same shit, it's straight Doug Funnie in there.
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A dance performed when your happy and want to show it.
Do the Doug Dance you just won the lottery.
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A three way involving 2 people (at least one named Doug) and a third person who has 2 puppets
"Hey, don't forget the puppets for our menage-a-doug later. Also, don't forget the Doug"
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