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When you’re having sex with a female and she urinates on you and your penis.
Last night I was pouring the coals to Debbie. She was so worked up, she hit me with the Tennessee flash
Popular super hero in Sri Lanka on these days. Fastest man. Member of the great super hero team 'WhatsApp audio'. Pool eke ayya, aasha, Jester, Kale, Alan etc. are the other super heroes in the 'WhatsApp Audio' super hero team. (Actually SAITM FLASH is a dickhead)
He's like SAITM FLASH.
Anna SAITM FLASH enawa.
When you accidentally see a fat man's breast.
While playing touch football, Kyle's shirt came up exposing us all to a flash moob.
That moment when you are listening to you headphones and you can't help but start to play invisible instruments, often accompanied by stage presence enhancing dance moves. Not to be confused with solo synchronized dancing. Flash Jamming is not always done in public but it is always spontaneous. The "jammer" is typically fully aware of the precariousness of his or her behavior but elects to let the beat flow through them and into the minds and hearts of those who are not blessed enough to hear what they are hearing.
Sunday evenings attack on the subway was sparked when a seemingly unaware man began flash jamming to DJ earworm's newest club banger. A group of h8ers, wished they could compete with the coolness of the victim but could not, so they attacked him with makeshift prison shanks.
Noun - A computer program designed by a demon, to unleash the powers of hell upon anyone dumb enough to open the program. No one is safe when the program is opened. It will only lead to blood and tears.
True Fact: In the middle ages Adobe Flash would raid villages, rape the women, burn the homes and take slaves.
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Phrase used to invite someone who claims to be a "flash-forwarder" (a person who is able to "see" the future) to consider an obvious result of a stupid action committed by himself.
"Yo... flash-forwarder... how´s the future?"
"Brilliant!"
"And you are late today for work as usual so, Flash-forward this!... You are fired!"
"Honey..."
"Yes sweety"
"You are always busy so, Flash-forward this! I´m gonna have a baby with the gardener.
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When a girl opens her legs while in a skirt and you get a flash of her pants or gash.
Hey close your legs!
Why?
I am getting mega gash flash.
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