frozen dick

A penis that won’t shrink back to normal size after an erection

You still have that boner? You have a frozen dick!

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frozen shoulder

The next step up from a cold shoulder, to totally and entirelly blow someone off.

I tried talking to her but she gave me the frozen shoulder.
On the drive home he gave me the frozen shoulder because i wouldn't buy him ice cream.

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Frozen Eddie

The act of freezing fecal matter and inserting it in someones anus whilst they sleep.

Ross: Ouch man, I woke up with such a sore ass today!
Danny: Your mom probably gave you a Frozen Eddie.
Ross: Man she's such a douche!

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frozen freighttrain

Shitting on a plate, pouring water over it, sticking it in the freezer, then several hours later, fucking a chick with the man made, shit dildo.

I knew barbara loved me when she let me give her a frozen freighttrain.

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Frozen Tundra

Taking a shit. Freezing it. Then banging a chick with your frozen shit. Frozen Tundra!

Jacob frozen tundra'd Carol last night.. she said she loved his ice cold shit!

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Frozen Rope

a cumshot that is a line drive, much more aptly named than a baseball line drive, because this is white and can actually appear in frozen rope form for a matter of moments

guy 1 - i hooked up with a harvard coed last night

guy 2 - you give her a pearl necklace

guy 1 - frozen ropes all night

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Frozen Taco

1. A frigid woman.
2. A snootty, superior, uptight woman who thinks she's too good for everyone.

Dang bro'. Your just wastiing your time buying that bitch drinks n' stuff. You ain't never gonna crack that Frozen Taco.

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