The man who says there are no alien colonies on Mars.
"NEWS: THERE ARE NO ALIEN COLONIES ON MARS"
By Hugh Mann
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hugh grant is a bumbling idiot.
hugh grant can not string a remotely intelligent sentence together. or maybe just the characters he plays can not.
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Old fossil who was "first" to photograph and sell pictures of naked women in a pseudo-intellectual magazine. If he hadn't thought of it, someone else would've.
Someone please stop yellow-toothed old Hefner from doing any more commercials for Carl's Jr.
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he puts himself before anyone elese and doesnt care. he'll ignore you and be a total butt head. hes extreamly funny tho. he loves food. but to date is a different story. dont listen to his bull. take it from me.
dont be a bryce hughes
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Too chadly to even exist. His muscles are so MASSIVE that he could easily bench press the world. Hawk is not only a chad he is also a ladies man, women canβt stop flocking to hawk, but heβs too cool to care, he only finds the one for him. Heβs not only a chad and ladies man, but he is oh so very kind. Heβs so kind that he would give you $50 for your birthday like an absolute chad.
βWait look over thereβ
βOmg itβs hawk Hughesβ
beep bop beep bop beep bop. Ryan Hughes= the biggest bot.
Ryan Hughes is the biggest bot ever.
When you bust a NUT so fast you break the sound barrier.π³
Girlfriend: OMG my vagina hurts so much! It felt like my groin is was vibrating...
You: I know... I hit a quick Hugh on dat PUSSAY!
*step mom walks in*: Can you hit a quick Hugh on MYYYYYYY PUSSAY?????????
You: maybe tomorrow because a quick Hugh uses all your cum in 3 seconds
Step Mom: see you tomorrow!!!!