I have a bad feeling about this

When someone is feeling bad about something.

This Phrase is most heard in Star Wars and the characters that Most said it is Han Solo.For example when in episode 6 Han Solo and his friends got captured by the Ewoks Han Solo said I have a bad feeling about this.

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I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

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i have lost my sanity

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i have lost my sanity

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh

Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT

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I have a bridge to sell you

This phrase came about after a Con-man by the man of George C. Parker sold the Brooklyn Bridge twice a week for 30 years.

LINK: https: // en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_C._Parker

Person 1: Hey I hear the Earth is a Globe.

Person 2: OH Yeah? I have a bridge to sell you /I have a bridge, do you want to buy it?

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I have X-ray vision

The greatest pick-up line known to man. It keeps the ladies wondering.

Fundo: Hey girl, I have X-ray vision.
Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?
Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.
Girl: Ooooh weee!

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I have to pee like a monster

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

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