Highway Lizard

A Highway Lizard, is a woman who will specifically target lifted 4x4's, semi trucks, or can be seen seductively dressed on the side of a road, with the hopes of attracting the attention of any guy who is willing to give her any sort of attention. You can always find a Highway Lizard at truck stops, gas stations, night clubs, or outdoor party spots.

Not to be confused with a Mud Cricket or a River Roach. But the Highway Lizard is closely related.

Hey Danny, were you out with that Highway Lizard last night.. Dude, get your pencil checked, cause she's been on every rig at Stave Lake.

Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

lick the lizard

To perform oral sex on a female.

Bob said, She wanted me to lick the lizard.

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yard lizard

A female who hangs out at trucker stops, who sleeps with truckers, sometimes for money.

Will got to stop at houston so we can pick up some yard lizards.

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winking lizard

When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time

Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night

Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!

Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick

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crib lizard

a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.

"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."

"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."

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lot lizard

A truck stop prostitute.
Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.

My momma says when I turn 15 I can be a lot lizard just like her. Then maybe if I'm lucky I can go ride with a trucker and be a whore at all the big truck stops!

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