Open Mic

Noun; Another name for a penis which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one's trousers, but is also errect.

"Shit boys, check out that fucker, he's showing us an Open Mic!"
"Is it me, or has that old woman at the bar got an Open Mic?"

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Source Mic

While playing a game that runs on the Source Engine (Counter Strike: Source, Team Fortress 2) When a player yells into their mic, it creates a loud crackle knows as over modulation.

This is a common technique that mic spammers use to annoy players.

Spammer: HEY!!!GUY!!!!GET!!!TO!!THE!!POINT!!!1!1!!

Player One: OH MY FUCKING EARS!

Player Two: Dude, you've got a really bad case of Source Mic!

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Pull a Mic

When you're at a club and you drink way more than you can handle, which in turn causes you to go home without telling anyone that you are leaving.

"When we all go to Club 69 tonight... you better not PULL A MIC or I'll be pissed! The last time you PULLED A MIC I was looking for your drunk ass for 2 hours only to find out that you went home without saying a damn thing!"

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Sleep on mic

You get yourself some egirl and then you have a conversation per voicechat until you fall asleep ( you can also do it with other individuals but we recommend using an egirl )

You:I want to sleep on mic with you
Her: okay! let's do it, I'll call you on discord

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Blue Mic

What occurs when you get off the console with the boys early. Instead of finishing with the boys you have edged your mic.

Vicky mic has blue mic the way she left the party lastnight

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cut his mic, cut his mic!

utterrence by one Bill O'Reilly ( see also: O'Lielly) whilst talking to the son of one of the firefighters who perished in 9/11. here is part of the conversation:
Jeremy Glick: The people of the ruling class, the small minority, are no more. My father wouldn't have wanted to see any military action in Iraq. He would've thought it wrong and immoral, and... (cut off by O'Reilly)
Bill O’Reilly: Cut his mic. I’m not going to dress you down anymore, out of respect for your father. I won't listen to anymore of your communist propoganda. You are terrible. We will be back in a moment with more of THE FACTOR.
Jeremy Glick: That means we’re done?
Bill O’Reilly: We’re done. I'm not going to do this anymore, you harpie! I'm done.
After the show, O’Reilly told Glick, “Get out, get out of my studio before I tear you to fucking pieces!”

Bill O'Reilly is an idiot. he says things like, 'cut his mic, cut his mic!'

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Mic Screamers

People(usualy kids) who forget to take off their mic before they start yelling at people at their house, like telling their mom to make them a sandwitch or telling their friends to shut up and there are many other things they yell. Sometimes they might even have a large arguement with one or more of their parents. Everybody who plays XBOX 360 or PS3 (not Wii cause for the main reason, it sucks) will know what I am talking about because it happens at least once in their gaming career.

MS-MOM! Make me a sandwitch! What! I don't know ham and cheese!
Kid1-turn off your mic and play the game
MS-..........I'll get it!!
Kid2-get what?
MS-hello?
Kid1-omg get off the phone
MS-MOM! It's Miss. Mclocklin!!
MS=Mic Screamers
Kid2-Im backing out I am done of this bull shit

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