a blog post from bluefly girl, an amazing piece modern writing, amazing in guiding people through their lifes problems
man, you should totally read maggot story, it completely changed my life
A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.
“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”
Maggot Thatcher feeding off the rotten flesh of society
Anything in or around the groin that moves independent of the bearer, male or female.
Cindi: The bitch took her her panties off and threw them on the floor and the fuckers started to move!
Monica: groin maggots
Acting in particularly foolish manner
Would you two stop acting the maggot and do your homework
The act of maggot bombing is to, place trolling and extremely foul language on the pages of social media sites of organisations that support the one world government that plans to enslave the human race.
Maggot bombing - The worst most foulest shit you can come up with... let your imagination go wild... any topics welcome, just has to be extremely foul and shocking...
words used to describe people who make creative phrases like "netflix and chill"
"So, bae. Wanna kick it with me tonight?"
"No, you're such Netflix Maggot."