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a blog post from bluefly girl, an amazing piece modern writing, amazing in guiding people through their lifes problems
man, you should totally read maggot story, it completely changed my life
A most filthy smoker; particularly smokers of rolling tobacco and John Players.
Doctor Dave: "Wow, Conor, I'm surprised at you. Don't you know that smokers are jokers?"
Clyons: "Yes, Conor, you've become such a little Ash Maggot."
Anything in or around the groin that moves independent of the bearer, male or female.
Cindi: The bitch took her her panties off and threw them on the floor and the fuckers started to move!
Monica: groin maggots
Acting in particularly foolish manner
Would you two stop acting the maggot and do your homework
When a group of maggots form in one spot or pile altogether.
They found the body castrated, their penis is a maggot pie now.
A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.
“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”
Maggot Thatcher feeding off the rotten flesh of society