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when you try to pull a joke on someone and instead you are the victim, the joke is on you.
If you put glue on your friends seat and mistakenly sit there, the jokes on you
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A crappy gag is a shitty joke.
One piece of shit turns to another piece of shit and says, " I feel so crappy." Now that is a shitty joke.
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A category of jokes that are really lame and not funny. A Jean joke is a joke you should not laugh to. This is especially present among newbies trying to make jokes.
Person A: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Person B: why?
Person A: Because it was bored.
Person B: OMG, that was such a jean joke
A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.
I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.
He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.
The entirety of Urban Dictionary.
Dude: Ima search something up
5 minutes later: *sees a sex joke*
Dude: What the hell is this shit?
Me: Sex jokes. It's the entirety of Urban Dictionary.
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That one person everyone knows that thinks that a joke that is either offensive or isnt funny to them isnt a joke
“Billy is like the joke police, whatever jokes arent funny to him apparently isn’t a joke.”
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The time between telling a joke to a person or group of persons and their respective reaction(s).
Me: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Kimi: I don't know, why?!
Me: Because they're really good at it!
***pause***
***Joke Anxiety building****
Kimi: Haha!