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When someone with gut issues climbs a 25-foot ladder and shits profuse diarrhea, soaking anyone within a 15-foot radius. Not effective for actual fire control.
“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! My friend was fixing his roof and let out a massive Oregon fire sprinkler and it got in my mouth!”
Four year university located in Corvallis, Oregon. Regarded as one of the best engineering schools in the world. Other notable programs include Pharmacy, Forestry, and Veterinary Medicine.
"I go to school at Oregon State University"
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Located in Ashland, Oregon. Thought of as a liberal arts school, the faculty provide a well rounded education. Sports teams use the name Raiders with a logo of a red tailed hawk.
I go to Southern Oregon University.
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Basically, a very talented and well-known cheerleading team of the Oregon Ducks. Known for their beautiful girls, big butt shakin' dances and big hair. A big name in cheerleading, and Playboy's "Hottest Cheerleaders in the Nation".
Check out those University of Oregon Cheerleaders! *sigh*
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Smoked Out University is its second name. It is a school in Ashland Oregon that gives a decent education and calls itself a liberal arts school
"Im thinking about going to SOU!"
"Southern Oregon University? You are just going to smoke a bunch and take some crazy classes"
"exactly!"
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1. A halftime performance by the Oregon State University band.
2. Particularly hairy pubes
Harry was treated to two Oregon beaver shows last Saturday: the band's and Hortense's.
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A small town founded in 1865 with a Population of 11346 people. Also known as
the Mecca, Pre's dream town, and
birthplace of Jesse. Portland is by far the most beautiful place in the entirety of the world. It is a green, fresh, astounding wonderland, and indubitably fit for royalty. Runners run easy 10 miles in the morning and an easier 12 in the evening. Children comfortably walk St. Johns long perfectly constructed sidewalks to school singing lullaby's written by queen and eye of the tiger in unison. Attractive cafeteria ladies only serve the best food and free health care is unheard of. There are Safeway's and Fredmeyer's grocery food chains everywhere. McDonald's is the most hated restaurant in town and Dairy Queen is Queen. The Shell gas station effortlessly took Arco out of business and one brilliant day out of the paramount midst of the St. Johns bridge, Jesse will confidently walk tall firmly grasping an Olympic Gold medal won in London through the 1500 meter run; on his way to Seven Eleven to buy a pack of peanut butter cookies and a cold bottle of chocolate malt cookies and cream muscle milk. =
I ran a sub four minute mile in St.Johns. Portland Oregon
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