San Jose

A city in Northern California; The heart of silicon valley, the 10th largest U.S. city, and one of the safest cities in the United States. Home to the San Jose Sharks, San Jose Stealth Lacrosse, and an annual Grand Prix. Awesome weather . . . a drive away from Tahoe, San Francisco, and the Monteray Bay. My hometown, and an great city.

Me: San Jose's pretty sick
Douche: What's San Jose?
Me: Fuck You

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San Fran

The most annoying way possible to refer to the City of San Francisco. Even more annoying than calling it Frisco. Frisco is actually endearing by comparison.

Duh, I'm going to San Fran. Duh-har har.

(Gets punched in the face).

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San Green

A phrase used by smokers of weed online. Often times to support a weed related ideal.

"I smoke weed like er' day."

"San Green brother"

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San Ho

1. (abbr) Short for San Jose

San Ho, YOU KNOW!

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SAN ANTO

SHORT FOR {SAN ANTONIO} TEXAS

SAY HOMES IM HEADING TO {SAN ANTO} ARE YOU ON BRO

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San Francisco

Cold and foggy, contrary to the typical stereotypes of California.

"Where you going?"
"San Francisco"
"Oh, then don't bother packing those shorts."

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sans serif

A serif is the little flat line at the top or bottom of a printed letter. In a "sans serif" font (which is French for "without serif") this little line is missing. See also "serif".

The fonts used by Urban Dictonary are a mix of serif and sans serif.

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