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A mark often left on the front of a pair of underwear, usually the result of leftover male ejaculate.
After a pleasurable night of adultery with my wife's sister, the only evidence that got me busted was a couple of overlooked squid marks on my boxers, and her dress.
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The result of leaving dollar store milk in the sun for 72 hours, thus creating the tiny birth of a milk squid.
"Oh man, remember last summer at the ice cream social? "
"Yeah, we left that 128 oz out in the sun too long and now we have our tiny pal, Earl."
"Mmmmmhmmm, but Earl is the best damn milk squid that we ever did see. "
The quick foxy bullsquid jumped over the lazy headcrabbed guy.
A free-range cephalopod used by Subgenius acolytes in the pursuit of ultimate Slack through the expression of their oozquirt laden glands. Natural emitters of F-Rays, these offspring of Cthulhu are prized by the Overmen and Overwomen all around the world for their hedonistic sexual expression.
Normals are unindoctrinated to this world and must not be privy to the sensual powers of the Prairie Squid, as it will cause them to be obsessed to the people of a full collapse of their personal and professional lives.
At the last X-Day Devival, several Doktors passed around a Prairie Squid until the chafing got too intense.
A young boy with a high pitch voice and is slimy af. This phrase originated in the suburbs of Welton to name and shame the squeaky squid himself and ever since has been used across the world
OMG! That Luke Sanders is a right squeaky squid
a hand gesture similar to the awkward turtle, made by taking one hand, letting the fingers dangle like tentacles, and moving the hand up and down in a squid-like manner, thus indicating an awkward moment caused by someone's shyness.
Because of Kelly's quiet social awkwardness, I had to deploy the timid squid to salvage the conversation.
A person, not always but usually online, who lies about who they really are to seem cooler and gain more friends.
"Hey, do you remember that kid Nick?" "What about him?" "Turns out he was a lil' squid."
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