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UK Punjabi

UK Punjabis are citizens of Britain who are genetically from the Indian State of Punjab. They speak Punjabi and mainly practise either Sikhism or Hinduism. They are known for heavy drinking and amazingly fun weddings.

Person 1: Can you be Punjabi if you are born in Britain?

Person 2: Yhhhh bro, that means you're UK Punjabi!

by 5ecret5ingh January 7, 2025


The voice uk

The voice uk is a British tv show that is a singing competition for United Kingdom.. every year some new judges come but usually tom Jones, William, olly murs

Britney: Helen Did you see the finale of the voice uk last week Helen: Yeah I hope to see the judges next year

by Dictionarynerd1000 March 20, 2021


Reform UK

Nazis. They don't even try to hide that they're racists anymore, and yet somehow their numbers keep going up inexplicably.

Reform UK: Keep Britain for the British, unless they're gay!

by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death June 21, 2024

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Reform UK

The left wing media whine and spread misinformation about them being racist nazis. At least Reform isn't a warmongering parry unlike Labour and Conservative who decide to get involved in wars which have jack shit to do with them. Nigel Firage just states his honest opinion, and people don't like it.

Reform UK is the way forward, peeps!

by Eddie the Head July 11, 2024

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UK Existence

The uk existence is how long the uk has existed for

This is the coldest winter there is in the uk existence

by That 1 Ginger December 8, 2022


Rolig uke

Rolig uke (translated: easy week) is not what you think it is. A rolig uke is a week of hard training where you most likely want to die. When your trainer says it is a rolig uke he usaly lies and we get tricked everytime.

Its a rolig uke..... sike ni**a you thought!

by Stonebigga64 April 20, 2017


Basic white guy (UK)

Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy

If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.

Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"

by oblyboblie March 15, 2024