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Getting head from someone without teeth
I got the old lady to give me a velvet rabbit.
A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache
I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!
The anus of a hairless Sphinx breed cat .
You know how when you touch smooth surfaces, you will sometimes leave behind a finger or hand print? It’s like that. But when they sit down, Sphinx Cats have no fur to prevent their Velvet Cheerio from leaving behind its own print
A man who is untough,cowardly and or feminine
Mark : did you see how John cried after he fell down
Jake: Yeah hes a total velvet cowboy
A high-end exclusive sensual massage agency located in Wellington, New Zealand
"Have you been to Velvet Massage before? Bro, those girls are fine as hell"
When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.
I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!
Opium. The stuff that you smoke and is addictive and makes u go woah crazay. It also cures dissentary.
Smoke a ton o' blue velvet got none no more di a rear.
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