Wearing my face

Kiss,snog,make out

Dude...she was all over me, she was practically wearing my face

dolphin wearing a tuxedo

Search it on google. No pictures of a dolphin wearing a tuxedo will come up. ;w;

Person 1: Hey have you ever seen a picture of a dolphin wearing a tuxedo?
Person 2: Nope. Have you?
Person 1: Nah... maybe one day though...

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Tyne and Wear Metro

In the 1980s it was the envy of Britain, now it's a laughing stock under DB Regio. Metro trains are catching fire and having power failures frequently.

Did you hear about First Great Western - It isn't the worst anymore! The Tyne and Wear Metro is.

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these kids wear crowns

TKWC (These Kids Wear Crowns) is a band who hail from Chiliwack BC, Canada and consist of Alex Johnson (vocals), Alan Poettcker (bass), Joe Porter (guitar), Josh 'Gypsy' McDaniel (guitar), Josh Mitchinson (drums), Matt Vink (keys). The band is known for their high-energy preformances and hyping up the crowd with dance moves. They also ask fans to suggest genres for their music as they have a very uniqe sound, with all of their talents. What most people dont know about TKWC is that they got discoverd on MuchMusic's DISband, which they one, with help from Greig Nori. The band is close with FeFe Dobson. They currently have 2 albums: These Kids Wear Crowns (EP) and Jumpstart, the bands first full lenth featuring remixes of songs on the EP and a cover of I Want To Dance With Somebody.

Fan A: Have you heard 'Jumpstart' by these kids wear crowns?

Fan B: OMG YES! Its the perfect blend of pop and dance!

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wear your boobs

when you aren't quite sure what to wear out on a date, or out with your friends, or to your next big event...so you work what you have and wear a really low cut top or something with lots of cleavage to distract men from what you're wearing.

"OMG, Karen...what the HELL am I going to wear to the bar on Friday?"
"Screw it. It's hot out. Wear your boobs."

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Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

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Wearing a big hat

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess

Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.

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