Ghost-read

To gather information from forums or community websites while not being a member to the site or having a screen name and not participating in the discussion.

I ghost-read here often enough that I decided to sign up last week.

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Further reading

If you enjoyed this mini series of the tragedies of life and love …

And want to read further the topics discussed or the seeds that spark this most humble form of consciousness …

Metaphysics of end times .. by god himself manifested ( gushing I know .. )

End times a guide to bible prophecy and the last days by modern day Moses ..

Pendulum .. most books cover basics

Anything that opens your mind .. makes tog think .. question .. appreciate .. maybe even hope …

The joy of abstinence … by myself … a journey to the centre of yourself … ok this one isn’t real …

Further reading …

Further reading … or you could live here .. trapped forever … feeding the minds of clones …

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reading sliterature

slitting your wrists

kid 1: i saw Marcus was reading sliterature in the bathroom
kid 2: !!!

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Read That Again

A phrase douchebags use at the end of a post because they convinced themselves what ever written above was profound.

Only douchebags use this phrase.

Read that again.

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read the constitution

1. A phrase that is said to someone who is unaware of constitutional policies.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM

The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.

Republican: We don't need a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!

A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!

A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!

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lip reading

Watching a girl walk towards you in a pair of tight ski pants.

Natasha seemed to be getting a lot of stares in her new ski pants. The boys were not listening to what she said, just lip reading intently.

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force-reading

The act of compelling oneself to read highly tedious or difficult material, whether in book, journal or electronic format, particularly under pressure to do so within a specified deadline. A technique commonly employed by students working on essays or dissertations, or persons working late at night preparing for a presentation or exam the following day.

"I was force-reading the paper, hoping to spark my interest in politics and finally start working on my thesis"

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