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The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.
"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"
Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'
I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV
Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'
I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV
meaning how are you doing.
Tom: what's up Tim?
Tim: nothing much
Tom: hey are you still wrenching?
Is a male term used to describe that act of hideing a boner on the waist band of there pants. One of the best ways to hide an erection
Guy1"i got a mad hard on"
Chick1"monkey wrench that shit its nasty"
Guy2"please do or itll get wacked"
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1) The male sex organ
2) Third eye, cock, penis, dick, Johnson, shotgun, BONE
3) Clinton's weapon of choice
1) Boy: Hey suzie! look at this!
Girl: what is that? its so tiny!
Boy: its my meat wrench! wanna see what it can do?
2)Snoop Dogg whipped out his meat wrench
3)I say lop off his meat wrench and be done with it
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Two cups of coffee (with enough milk/cream to make it easy to drink quickly), followed immediately by two shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey (with a teaspoon of black pepper in each shot).
Thought to cure the common cold.
Al: *speaking with a badly congested voice* Ugh.... Sheeyit, man, I got an exam in two hours...
Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.
*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*
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