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the act of wrestling something/one into submission with merely a soul-piercing gaze, performed with such ferocity to cause a ripple in the space-time continuum; often accompanied by vehement discussions; likely to occur while consuming adult substances
1. "Y.B. keeps james deaning me - he stares deep into my eyes while we have earth-shattering convos. So serious, it rattles my bones."
2. "I felt the universe shiver - are you getting james deaned over dinner?"
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Fabulous actor. Ryan O'Reilly on the acclaimed HBO show OZ. Was also on season 1 and 2 of Law and Order SVU.
Dean Winters who played Ryan O'Reilly is hot!
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The act of fucking a goat beside a highway then slitting its throat in tandem with the orgasm to heighten the pleasure of course. Then you run away from the cops who will undoubtedly be close behind you.
"Man I can't believe Jon pulled the dirty dean last night. Sure it would feel awesome and stuff, but goddam. That kid is fucking crazy."
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verb - To scream in a primal death sort of fashion
I pulled a Howard Dean last night when I dropped a hammer on my toe.
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Better than Clinton,Gore or Kerry!
"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH"
-Howard Dean
^An actual quote from Howard Dean
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Makers of the finest guitars known to man. The guitar of choice for Dime, the Schenkers, Leslie West, Randy Davis, and countless others, these near-mythical musical instruments have been known to increase guitar playing ability, cure leprosy, double penis size, turn any guitarist into an instant hero, vaporize bras/panties/female inhibitions, change water to wine, increase IQ by twofold, cure IBS, boil water on contact, destroy all enemies, inspire EMO tools to pursue a career in real metal, reduce the oil consumption of high-mileage vehicles, grow new hair in funny places, change the most diehard Brokeback Jay into all that is Man.
Ian: Dude! What happened to Jay? He can barely walk!
Brandon: He played my DFH and his kneecap was crushed by the immense weight of his newfound elephant penis. Then he graduated Harvard and impregnated 764,995 women with superhuman fetuses. The other 5 women exploded because the supersperm were playing Dean guitars and their weakened wombs could not handle the righteous thunder spewing forth from the inside.
Ian: That'll happen.
Brandon: That will happen.
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To not want to do something with someone because you don't respect them.
etymology: Pro wrestler Brock Lesnar worked a match with Dean Ambrose and he refused to do anything in the match. Allegedly because he didn't respect Dean Ambrose, or any of his ideas.
"Did you end up working with Jonathan on that podcast?"
"Naw, I Dean Ambrosed him"
"Yo, did you Dean Ambrose that guy?"
"Yeah man, obviously. All he ever wanted to do was was steal wheelchairs from the hospital and whip eggs at himself"
"He wanted to whip eggs at himself??"
"Yeah. He called it ' Bar-be-cuing eggs'"
"What?? That doesn't even make sense!"
"I know! THATS WHY I DEAN AMBROSED HIM"
"Hey Denise, you haven't answered any of my texts since i asked you to the homecoming dance. If you do't want to go with me, I'd rather you just said so"
"Max! I'd love to go to homecoming with you! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. My grandma died and I've been dealing with shit at home"
Oh! Cool! Sorry about your grandma. I thought maybe you were avoiding me because you didn't want to go with me"
"Max! I would NEVER Dean Ambrose you like that!"
"Wanna have sex after?"
"Yes. I'd love to"
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