Bottle Blonde

Someone who is not naturally blonde but rather uses a hair-dye to create the appearance of being blonde. Bottle Blonde's normally have nasty black re-growth which they seem to think looks chic.

You can spot a bottle blonde a mile away

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blonde moment

A flash of momentary stupidity.

"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."

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aeroplane blonde

a girl who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'

There goes another aeroplane blonde!

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suicide blonde

"dyed by her own hand"

That chick isn't for real... she's a total suicide blonde

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dolphin blonde

The name given to a blonde with a bald vagina, smooth, hairless with a small blow hole for squirting!!

That stripper was hott, a true dolphin blonde too!!

I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!

Blonde Roots

Blonde Roots: (n)

1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy

Blonde: Wow, I really need to go to the salon, my roots are showing

Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"

Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.

Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.