Short for "heroin body"; The saggy, droopy, disgusting body you get as a result of doing too much dope and not enough exercise. The lack of a nutritious diet also helps contribute to the abhorrent nature of the H-bod in some.
Dude, have you seen D-Ray's titties? He's got the H-bod of all H-bods... it's fucking disgusting!
- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"
Fuck buddy, slam bod buddy is a gentler way of saying fuck buddy
I’m tryna get me a slam bod buddy
The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.
Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod
A gym-addicted mf who only hits arms and back and has such a big upper bod and no legs that they literally look like a dorito.
Damn, that mother fucker has a dorito bod!
When a person becomes so morbidly obese that he needs to dragged to the bathroom in a wheelchair
OMG I saw a man at the beach earlier today and he has such a Ritvi Bod.
Squaddie Term for somebody who is seen as professional and ally asf
See that geezer he’s a rigid bod