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Submitting to Courtney's pleas, I pressed her fuck button and hit the jackpot; three Bells and a shower of Gold.
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One who likes to push buttons. That is, a person who enjoys getting people irritated and starting fights and arguments; a colloquial term for an instigator.
Not to be confused with button masher.
Sarah: Ooh, that Steve is such a dick! He keeps making fun of my weight even though he knows I'm sensitive about it. Kate, do you think I'm fat??
Kate: No, no. Don't worry about Steve, he's just a button pusher.
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one goes to the website clicks the button twice makes a fart sound. on the thrd time however there i vile, grotesque video of 2 people covered in feces.
Jake really does enjoy poo button.
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A man's penis under 3 inches in length. (See also: Micropenis)
Guy 1- Did you saw the coach in the showers?
Guy 2- Oh shit yeah, he has a button penis!
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The "Ban Button" is a hypothetical button (though some network administrators and moderators actually have a key assigned to said feature), that more than often refers to banning someone from something for some particular reason.
The "Ban Button" can refer to a number of things, whether it be a button on a forum or game that bans, or a key that bans.
The origins are not entirely sure of.
Person 1: I'm trolling you!
Admin: *Presses the "Ban Button".*
Person 1: Aww! I'm so angry now I'm going to threaten to take down this site with my bare hands yet I will not do anything because deep down inside I'm scared!
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Taking the “easy way out” by masturbating
“I couldn’t get a date for valentines day so I stayed home and pressed the easy button”
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The "Glutton Button" is a western derived term referring to the "top button" of ones trousers and or pantaloons. It is usually hidden by the overlap of a bulging belly after the indulgence of a very satisfying meal. Oftentimes after having ones hunger thoroughly satisfied, the button launches projectile-like from the weakening waistband. Like a blazing star, it shoots across the room looking for a glass to shatter or an eye to maim.
The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.
I am so full. It's time I released my glutton button
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