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A time when a once bold northern nation helped black Americans escape persecution during the Civil War. Thought to have sparked the legend of Aunt Jemima's arrival on The Underground Syrupstream.
Man, isn't it funny how people forget that Canada's History is a big part of America's History?
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An sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Just as things are getting heavy, your partner Prorogues sex.
1. Ahh..Yeeess, now take the moos-
2. I'm sorry, but i've prorogued our love making.
1. What the fuck?
2. That's Canada's History for ya.
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a) A reverse Halifax Fudge Burger, except, after insertion, you pull out, and turn it into a Sloppy Dog Sled, then you grab an entire bottle of maple syrup, and squirt both the syrup and your semen into her hair.
b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.
I just read her all of Canada's History, if you know what I'm saying.
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A sex act using moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. The antlers are placed on the Stanley cup in a see-saw fashion, and are then ridden with the antlers inserted into the rectums of those performing the act. The maple syrup is used as lubricant.
Roy and I tried out a Canada's history last night and boy is my rectum sore. And sticky.
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An unusual sex act involving the penetration of the vagina or anus with a set of moose antlers covered in maple syrup. The excess syrup and bodily fluids are then caught in the Stanley Cup and recycled.
Dude, someone just sent me a picture of someone doing the Canada's History on some chick. Gross!
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Canada's History is what a women births out of her vagina into the stanley cup after at least six socialized doctors ejaculate inside of her consecutively while using an unnecessary amount of maple syrup as lube.
Canada's History! The end result?! A Celine Dion Concert!!!!!!!
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Sex act involving wearing a moose head, drinking 100% Grade A maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, gargling "he shoots - GOAL!" and gargling the syrup down your bare chest while defecating on ebelskivvers being eaten by Rick Santorum.
Rick loves his aebelskivvers the old fashioned way, as mandated by Canada's History
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