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The term "Canada's history" generally refers to beaver fur trade. The Canadian beaver was highly sought after due to its thick and robust qualities due to the abrupt 40 degree temperature drop upon crossing the American-Canadian border. The fur was often turned into carpets and rugs in the royal houses during the 17th and 18th centuries.
Rosalie: I love my Canadian history, eh!
Destiny: eeeeeeewwwwwwww shave that shit!!!!!!! canada's history is siiiiiiiick
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An sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Just as things are getting heavy, your partner Prorogues sex.
1. Ahh..Yeeess, now take the moos-
2. I'm sorry, but i've prorogued our love making.
1. What the fuck?
2. That's Canada's History for ya.
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A sex act using moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. The antlers are placed on the Stanley cup in a see-saw fashion, and are then ridden with the antlers inserted into the rectums of those performing the act. The maple syrup is used as lubricant.
Roy and I tried out a Canada's history last night and boy is my rectum sore. And sticky.
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a) A reverse Halifax Fudge Burger, except, after insertion, you pull out, and turn it into a Sloppy Dog Sled, then you grab an entire bottle of maple syrup, and squirt both the syrup and your semen into her hair.
b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.
I just read her all of Canada's History, if you know what I'm saying.
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An unusual sex act involving the penetration of the vagina or anus with a set of moose antlers covered in maple syrup. The excess syrup and bodily fluids are then caught in the Stanley Cup and recycled.
Dude, someone just sent me a picture of someone doing the Canada's History on some chick. Gross!
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Canada's History is what a women births out of her vagina into the stanley cup after at least six socialized doctors ejaculate inside of her consecutively while using an unnecessary amount of maple syrup as lube.
Canada's History! The end result?! A Celine Dion Concert!!!!!!!
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A sex position that involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
I totally did a Canada's History in the igloo last night with that polar bear.
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