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When buying tires, companies charge you for a 'Tire Recycle Fee' which makes no sense and quite frankly isn't fair. This term can be applied to basically anything.
Thug: Yea bro so I drank 6 of your beers.
Qweer: Well than you owe me 12$...
Thug: Ya I know but the tire recycle fee is 10$ so you'll only be getting 2$. Sorry bro
Qweer: ffs.
A charge added to the price of a movie theater ticket for "extras" such as armrests, cushioning, etc. This is similar to resort fees charged by hotels for what has traditionally been included in the basic room charge. This isn't a reality yet, but just wait!!
The admission price was advertised as $12.00, but with tax, seat selection upcharge, service fee and the new seatsort fee, it was $19.00
Short form of 'Office Coffee'- generally of a substantially lower quality than that preferred by the drinker, but a readily available source of caffein.
"I was so Flat Out this afternoon, that I couldn't even get across the street to Starbucks, and had to choke down two cups of Off-fee from the breakroom just to stay awake."
Ya fee refers to one person asking another if they "feel".
"Yo, ya fee?"
An unfair fee you're still going to pay for something because you need it.
That soda at a movie theater is like a shank fee.
You gotta pay the shank fee to drink that bottled water in this hotel room.
You want a Cigarette in this prison? Pay the shank fee.
A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.
Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."