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A spunky bossiepoo that’s fluffy and will fluff anything including the cats. He is always into something, pretty smart, and not of much. He don’t fluff around. Hell fluff you up!
That big puppy is sure gonna be a Mudder Fluffer!
Noun; Employee, typically an aging, heavy set, white male who constantly tries to perform gay sexual favors on his coworkers and upper management to further his career and gain praise. Often will become prolapsed from all of the anal strain they have endured.
Dan- “Travis are you taking off this Friday to watch the big game?”
Travis- “He’ll no, we’re going to be short handed because Kevin sucked off the boss so he could take the day off for the gay pride parade.”
Dan- “That Kevin sure is a company fluffer”
A lie told by a man to try throw a woman off the mother lie that is coming. It is often completely ridiculous and does nothing but make the woman even more aware that the man is lying.
The weak fluffer lie that he told about how he might get called into work, told her what she already knew.
When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.
I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.
A person that strokes their own ego constantly by trying to build themselves up to others buy bragging about what they have and how great they are at everything.
That dude is a straight up self-fluffer that never stops bragging about how he is the big baller that has had ever woman in this town.
A fluffer is a very soft, poofy, and cuddly dog that everyone adores.
They can be any breed that has lots of fur that is difficult to tame.
Man: I want a fluffer to accompany me
Woman: I got just what you need :)
Man: Yay I love soft, poofy doggos!!!