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The sex drive of the eary test subjects for Viagra..
Good God he was banging away on me for hours, and I feel a little over come now, he goes at it like viagra guinea pig...
A german way of saying to shag someone's girlfriend when the other person's streaming
Alright guys, I'm gonna be feeding the guinea pig soon,brb.
Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.
I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....
A cigarette boat that a guinea drives. A boat filled with people just as obnoxious as the boat is in New Jersey bays all summer long.
1: did you hear and see that cigarette boat going full speed in the no wake zone?
2: you mean the wop's on the guinea gunboat?
1: yea
A country in Oceania where you get beaten to death by some group of ooga booga
I got beat to death in Papua New Guinea
A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!
when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.