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A mobile phone with many unnecessary features, usually used by businessmen, or wankers, also people who think they are cool, usually a sign of a small penis. Proper wanker phones will be operated by means of a stylus, or "wanker stick".
A blackberry, what a wanker phone.
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My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.
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Often used in an insulting way when an unintelligible comment has been made.
Can however be used when you've missed some piece of information and need to be informed.
1) Guy 1: Even though my place was locked I suspect that someone broke it, clubbed me over the head, spread beer bottles around me, and then pissed on my playstation 2.
Guy 2: Hold the phone! There's a playstation 2?
2) Guy 1: So Cindy asked me what my job was after we did it, and I asked her why she was still here.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone, how'd you hook up with her?
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In the olden days, movie theatres used to have orchestras to accompany the film. Today, they have cell phones, a portable communication device sent from Hell. It is fine if used in moderation, but it almost never is.
"Marsha, I don't know what I'd do without you. But I'm afraid I must reveal that the secret killer of our lovers is…"
**Brii-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iii-ii-ng!**
"Hello? Hi! Yeah. What's up? Uh-huh. Me too. Eh, nothing much. In the middle of a movie. What? No, I didn't yet. Wait…hold on. People are being rude and throwing things at me."
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Once a part of the world's history, these things have become obsolete due to cell phones. More and more are disapearing and soon we'll all die from radiation going through our ears due to cell phones and cell towers.
Pay phones in the United States are usually tall, glass boxes with a door and usually have a telephone book with it. The cost can vary.
My cell phone wasn't working and the town took away all the pay phones, so I was stuck in my car.
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A temporary moment of apprehension, anxiety or shyness that prevents someone from making a routine phone call.
A: "(casually) Could you call the restaurant?"
A: "(hesitantly) Erm... no: you call"
B: "(amused) What's the matter, got phone fear?"
A: "(angrily) No. I just don't feel like talking to them... (frustratedly) Yes okay, I have phone fear -- now *you* call... (sheepishly) please."
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that small round trackball on your phone that you can rotate to do stuff on its screen. usually located on blackberries, android phones etc...
Mike: how do i see more of your todo list on your phone.
Tony: just use the phone nipple to scroll.