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BIG FAT HOUSE PARty well worth goin 2
getin mashed out of your face on anythink your heart desires
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Despite the implied innuendo, an industrial service is when you tip your waiter, waitress, busboy, valet, et cetera to be in on a joke with you, usually at the expense of your friends. An industrial service is not meant to be demeaning to the person being tipped, but more of a joke that you are tipping them to corroborate. Generally done for an inside joke with friends and a good story to tell, or for the vine.
Friend 1: "Man, I was so pissed when that hot waitress tripped me, but you guys were all in on it, so I kinda had to laugh along."
Friend 2: "Wait, we were in on it? What do you mean?"
Friend 1: "Evidently, Friend 3 tipped her so she would do it."
Friend 2: "Is that why she never got my drink right? She just kept giving me waters and club soda."
Friend 1: "No, that one was my industrial service."
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Don't worry, it will hopefully explode taking these people with it (notice how I don't say Musicians but instead people)- I call this the SHITLIST.
Everyone working in the Music Industry
Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Usher, T-Pain, BrokenCyde, Jonas Brothers, 30h!3, All American Rejects, Green Day, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus, Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Drake, Beyoance, Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Katy Perry. Basically everything on the Mainstream Radio considered "music" and "talent".
Oh, and lets have Nu Metal/Post Grunge/ and Alt. Metal in that giant cluster fuck. Maybe some Deathcore/Metalcore bands that are professsionals at wanking there guitars and being "br00tal?" Yeah, Breakdowns in every song is original, while every other Deathcore/Metalcore band is doing it too.
Eventually Deathcore/Metalcore will die out like Grunge did (Grunge was awesome) because everyone will be trying to jump on the bandwagon to become famous. (This goes out to all guitar wankers)Wanking your guitars, playing open strings, and drop tuning does not make you BRUTAL, talent is based on your playing, not how BR00t4l/loud you are. Only thing talented in the Deathcore/Metalcore is the drums and some Screamers.
*this goes out to mainstream radio*Using Autotune, saying shawty, having people write your songs, walking around half naked for horny teenage dudes does not make you talented, it makes you a slut. So all I can say now is FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
Girl: Hey Justin Bieber is Talented look at his Youtube Videos!
Dude: Thats because girls like you go on his videos to finger themselves and because real musicians and actual human beings know he is turning you into a daft idiot. Also because we have this fetish to insult him by calling him a faggot. We still don't know how he got into The Music Industry, oh wait. Thats because his appearance appeals to teeny boppers.
Scene Girl: OMG OLI SYKES YERR SEEEW HOT!!! OMFG! YER TEHHHH BEZZZZT!!!
Dude: Seriously? Listen to some real Deathcore/Metalcore Music... The Faceless, and Between the Buried and Me.
Society is so dumbed down by Sex that the movie Idiocracy will probably more than likely come true.
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Well you started here to earn your pay
Clean neck and ears on your first day
Well we tap one another as you walk in the gate
And we'd build a canteen but we haven't got much space
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And the crap in the air will fuck up your face
Yeah, yeah, industrial estate
Boss can bloody take most of your wage
And if you get a bit of depression
Ask the doctor for some Valium
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when a gentleman pushes a woman's breasts close together and then places her nipples inside his nostrils thus recieving pleasurable olfactory to mammory experience. The mammoral-olfactoral connection is one of the most coveted in many countries around the world. Especially Bangladesh.
Yo Sasquatch! Last night I was hiding in Danny's closet spying, and he gave Trishna the Good Ole' Industrial Revolution. She was moaning like a banshee!
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A term on Stan Twt used when a woman is successful and a threat to their faves.
#that fandom: have you heard of #that girl? she's such an industry plant. she def pays for her streams. payola kween!
any sane person: oh yeah she must wash 80+ million cars per day whatta hardworking kween!
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