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a blog post from bluefly girl, an amazing piece modern writing, amazing in guiding people through their lifes problems
man, you should totally read maggot story, it completely changed my life
A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.
“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”
Maggot Thatcher feeding off the rotten flesh of society
A most filthy smoker; particularly smokers of rolling tobacco and John Players.
Doctor Dave: "Wow, Conor, I'm surprised at you. Don't you know that smokers are jokers?"
Clyons: "Yes, Conor, you've become such a little Ash Maggot."
When a group of maggots form in one spot or pile altogether.
They found the body castrated, their penis is a maggot pie now.
a dead animal, usually a meat-bearing animal which is high on the food chain, which has lain on the ground long enough for the flies to plant their eggs.
I hit a deer on the way from work three days ago and killed it; if nobody picked it up, it's a big maggot factory by now.
The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.