Since "tall" is the smallest size at Starbucks, you use the phrase "Starbucks Tall" to refer to someone who alleges to be tall, but is, in actuality, small. This could be in response to a friend/other well-intentioned individual who claims that a romantic prospect is "tall," or as a skeptical response to someone who describes himself as "tall" on his online dating profile.
Shelly <reading Jim's match.com profile>: This dude Jim's says he's tall! <Scoffs> Look at him standing next to his ride in this shot, though! <Sarcastically> Um, yeah - he's *Starbucks* Tall!
Shelly's Mom: Now, honey, just go out with Phil once. He's a great guy with a great job. Plus, he's tall.
Shelly: <skeptically> Mom, do you mean "tall" or "Starbucks Tall?"
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When you take a piss about 20 minutes after you drink a coffee from Starbucks. The piss generally smells similar to the coffee that you just drank.
P1: Damn, my piss smells very similar to that Caramel Macchiato that I just drank from Starbucks.
P2: Happens to the best of us. It's called starbucks piss.
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In social and commercial geography, the notional dividing line between the urban and suburban parts of a municipality. Starbucks is typically found in urban settings, so the density of such coffee shops is an effective proxy for urbanity.
David lived downtown until last year when he moved out beyond the Starbucks Line to live on campus.
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A starbucks douchebag is an egotistical dick wad usually seen in coffee shops that have wifi service they usually wear glasses (even though their vision is perfectly fine) and they also wear berets and turtlenecks and usually have a mac book. they usually order some complex shit like "1 grande mocha frappuccino with 1/3 goats milk 1/3 soy milk and 1/3 skim milk" the regular day to day activities that a starbucks douchebag will partake in are as follows:
-Writing some insignificant novel that nobody will ever want to read
-Speaking about people in the 3rd person because of their huge sense of superiority and entitlement
-sitting in starbucks pretending that they actually matter
PLEASE NOTE BEING A STARBUCKS DOUCHEBAG IS A SERIOUS AILMENT AND CAN POTENTIALLY LEAD YOU TO BECOMING A PUBLIC MASTURBATOR IN 20 YEARS WHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT KIND OF A FAILURE YOU ARE. IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS A STARBUCKS DOUCHEBAG DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND SHOVE A KNIFE DOWN THEIR THROAT
Why are there so many starbucks douchebags here? AH FUCK THIS im going back to tim hortons
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A Starbucks Triangle (named loosely after the Bermuda Triangle) is any location where one can stand, throw a rock, and hit at least 3 different Starbucks locations.
The phenomena is related to the annoying over-saturation of Starbucks coffee houses in some major cities.
"We all met up by the cube sculpture at the Starbucks Triangle in Cooper Union Last night."
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n; a person who's a cross between a Starbucks addict and a fucker. Sometimes a Starbucks addict becomes a fucker only after 2-3 double shot macchiatos, but they're still a Starbucker.
husband; honey, can't we just wait until we get to the next town to get you your third refill from Starbucks.
wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!
husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?
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Chae Hyungwon, international meme. He is a member of K-Pop boy group Monsta X.
"Have you seen the Starbucks Guy meme?"
"Yeah, that's Chae Hyungwon!"