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Trying to hang with the big dogs. Pretending to be equal to popular people.
"You jocking me? Playen' like... you know me..."
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Hyping up a band or a movie that is underground until it gets so big that people start despising it. The term originates from how disc jockeys promote new bands into the mainstream, much to the chagrin of the original fans.
Bob: Donnie Darko is so awesome!
John: It was decent until everyone started jocking it!
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A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.
Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!
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Overly Scottish individual concerned primarily with Scottish affairs such as devolution/drinking/xenophobia. Usually associated with north east Scotland. Not to be confused with 'Smackheids', who hate anyone not from their local area but lack the presence of thought to quantify their feelings, and the physical/mental ability to act on their feelings. Notable skills include fighting/taking offence at inanimate objects and rallying against those different to themselves. Frequently seen wearing traditional dress without good cause. All Jocks watch 'Braveheart' frequently believing it to be the best movie ever.
They also enjoy despising the English, due to the scots not winning anything ever.
That Fanta pants is a raging jock, between Buckfasts ~(buckie) he told me to 'get tae fuck' on account of me not being born on the same housing estate as him.
That stupid jock thinks Scotland would be better off without the UK, I'm sure 4000 tons of cod and a dwindling whisky export will save their sorry skins.
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One who plays sports very well.
"Contrary to most beliefs they are sometimes good in school and do not get all the women."
O-linmen are jocks with good grades.
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Person dedicated to sports...date and f*ck cheerleaders or any girl they want
that jock is awesome...i ll totaly f#$k him
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Someone practicing any given sport to impress rather than performing for glory and who usually has the I.Q. of his jersey's number.
You are a typical jock if you've been the star quarterback for more than six years in high school.
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