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Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!

Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!

by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019


math perv

a teacher who thinks math is a perverted way

''see that math perv there make sure to cover your numbers before he ''fixes'' them''

by aesthetic ☻ February 5, 2018


scalp perv

Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.

Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.

Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!

by Birch bark weaver March 16, 2018


Pill Perv

Someone who likes to watch others taking ecstasy but not partaking them self.

Hey bob you want a round un? No I'm happy just watching you lot. You pill perv!

by Peter Piper Pepper December 15, 2016


Perving

Staring at someone, then instantly regretting it as you realise how wrong it is, but continuing anyway.

He was totally perving on me!

by MrWeirdWords March 14, 2023


Book Perv

Someone who gets a sense of euphoria from smelling books, similar to a junkie searching for crack

Melissa sneaks into book stores just to smell the pages, she's been banned from many places, don't get me started on what happened at the library... she's such a book perv

by Dr. Wabby McWaberston May 11, 2024


Perv Node

A place where perverts meet or come together.

The college across the street can be a real perv node sometimes.

by GallagherDaMan420 February 15, 2012