He is the coolest person put of a group of four that is working on a project about the ottoman empire.
Porter is a person that has a piss/shit kink, is a furry, like legosi from Beastars, call themselves an alpha, again has a shit and piss kink, and smells like olive oil.
Kai: Did you hear about Porter?
Carlos: Yeah! I heard they had a shit & piss kink.
Kai: Really!? I found out that they are obsessed with furry vore porn.
A guy who makes noises
Porter likes to make a low grumbling noise
This man kissed a man in preschool (kinda gay)
A Porter still plays fortnite
porter likes boys
Porter does the no no while looking at no no
Porter is a Russian spy
Porter is giving our information to the Soviets! Stalin is touching him!
Polititian that mickey fin's teenage girls date rape drugs, and yet achieves political merit.
Don't be a Pottty Porter. Leave that girl's drink alone. Oh, and don't rape anyone. It's wrong, dude...
The single definition of a walking bucket
Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?