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A black screen, with the audio of Doug saying the wildest shit you've probably ever heard in your life
Did you hear what Doug's Snapchat Story had to say?
Someone who puts a billion selfies out a day from Snapchat who otherwise wouldn't without it and can't put a selfie out without it. The modern version of "good on paper."
Facebook was full of Snapchat rats today, being all beauty they need a filter.
The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself
Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion
Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day
Someone who cons multiple people who care about them into “lending” them small amounts of money for created emergencies. They receive the money from as many people that will fall for it and not only use it for other things but never pay it back.
So I sent Danny money when he said he had a flat tire, when he need gas, even money to put on his bros books while he was locked up and he spent it on some bullshit. Then I found out he did the same thing from a bunch of other people. Damn, I feel like I was hustled by a Snapchat Hooker.
Someone who asks multiple people that care about them for random amounts of money via cash app/ venmo/ or whatever for things like a flat tire or gas. Or the last little bit to get a hotel room. Or maybe even money for someone in jail. But No matter how many people send the money none of it is ever used for what was said nor is it ever paid back.
“After sending Danny who knows how much money for gas/ tow trucks/ flat tires/ the last bit of a bill that has to paid and never getting anything back and then finding out other people sent him money for the same things, I felt like I’d been scammed by a snapchat hooker.
Baby Pirate Isabella (eyepatch): Recording myself in the snapchatty snapchat elevator!!
Baby pirate Isabella (eyepatch): (lisping) Recording myself in the snapchatty snapchat elevator!!