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spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan April 16, 2016


Door Spank

While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door.

Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."

by master_b88 April 18, 2011


brutal spanking

A brutal spanking is defined as a grown man releasing the full extent of his anger by spanking the naked and exposed ass of another grown man. Often bestowed upon individuals as retribution for an unforgivable transgression. Brutal spankings are often delivered in front of people the spankee knows as to ensure lasting social stigma and humiliation.

When I caught Arnold mid coitus with my house pet, I bestowed upon him the epitome of my rage via a "Brutal Spanking" in front of his mother and girlfriend. When his mother pressed charged I made a return visit to gift to her a subsequent "Brutal Spanking."

by Spenstastic December 7, 2013


spinkle spank

Another way to say “They’re making me cum

Bro Tory gave me such a spinkle spank last night

by Hannah Pugh the god June 11, 2022


Cathartic spanking

An emotional release through spanking or other form of punishment from a sub's Dominant.

She asked her Dom to give her a cathartic spanking, in order for her to release her frustrations and emotions.

by LittleGagDoll May 11, 2016


Pineapple spank

Lubed up hawaiin men beat your ass brutally with pineapples

Maui loves a good pineapple spank

by Totally not maui July 16, 2022


taint spank

A phenomenon during which a man testicles gently bounce against another mans taint while engaging in gay anal intercourse.

During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.

To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.

"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"

by OneFailedFaggot June 10, 2018