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No one here knows what the fuck deodorant is.
Oh Olympia, Washington? Yeah the people that think they're sending a message by not washing their armpits?
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a place populated by dominicans. over 20 diffrent type of gangs in this place. every 1 buys there marijuana from washington heights.gang n da heights are vr large n dangerous. pople beware of da heights.1 of the most dangerous streets is 175th street.
washington heights Gangs:Revolutin,DDP(dominicans dont play),trinitario,bloods,crips,latin kings,aloot of gangs..
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The hottest black kid ever to open up a Possibilites Book in a movie starring Queen Latifah. See also: the reason Shawn and Georgia got to meet Emeril and learn that butter is the secret to life.
It's Romeo.
It's Bow Wow.
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG.
Jascha Washington!
... doo doo.
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It is a university in the city of Seattle that is like a big chinatown, despite its western architecture. Every third person you pass by on campus is asian. There is a significant number of half-asian people here who try hard to act white and hide their asian ancestry. In your classes you will encounter loud and obnoxious asian-american guys who interrupt class to crack lame jokes, gay people who talk like the opposite gender, loners who came from another state, and nerds who join a fraternity and suddenly think they're badass. If you are expecting to find life-long friends in college, UW may be the wrong school for you.
Besides that, it's a decent school with decent education.
Parent 1: My daughter is a freshman at the University of Washington.
Parent 2: Is that right?
Parent 1: Yes. She is very excited.
Parent 2: Well, I feel bad for you.
Parent 1: Why? UW is a great school!
Parent 2: Only if she wants to be raped or marry a Bruce Lee.
Asian Parent 1: My son go to Yuuu double-ru.
Asian Parent 2: Oh myyyy gawd. U very good parent make very disciprined child.
Asian Parent 1: *asian laugh* We replace American flag with China!
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When one takes a wig, soaks it is gasoline, and hurtles it towards a loved one.
Mom: Ima kill your brother!
You: Why?
Mom: He tried to give me a Washington Fireball!
You: Oh @#$%
AKA Tiny Town, USA. Population: 500. We don't even have a department store. Our town kinda sucks, cuz it's surrounded by wheat fields so we don't even have a veiw. Yep, gotta love Wilbur. :P
What's Wilbur, Washington?
That one state that is north of oregon who is confused with the capital and i dont know fucking why has a capital in that one sound named puget and we're known for u-haul starbucks kurt cobain and apples
"you know washington right?"
"the capital?"
"no you fucking idiot the state"
"oooooh washington state"