Rural Dictionary

Part-Tarded

It’s when a person says or does something stupid, embarrassing, goofy etc... (Part Retarded)=Part-Tarded

Teen1:Finally I finished painting my Mom’s porch swing.
Teen2:Cool! So you’re good to take off then, right?
Teen1:Just gotta let my Mom know. MOM! It’s finished!
Mom:OMG it looks brand new. Thank you, I’ve missed my porc.... WTF!?

Teen2:HAHAHA!
Teen1:OMG! Mom you’re “Part-Tarded”! Hahaha!
:ALSO}Don’t mind her she’s just a “Part-Tard”.

by Jelic Johnsson June 24, 2020

Smart parts

Best paintball gun company, known for there impulses and shockers. They also have the nerve and ion. Its not a nazi company because they sue companys,they sue because of people taking their patents. Smartparts had the original patent on vision and companys like eclipse are making eyes now for their guns, if u want to upgrade after ure cocker or impulse, go with a shocker or nerve. You wont be dissapointed. IF u want to get an a-5 DONT get the ion. smartparts has guns for every level of experience. I myself use an 05 shocker and it RIPS. I was recently at a tourny and many people complemented on how well my gun fuctioned

woahhhh dude check out this kids shocker, it rocks

by Mur To The Phy May 31, 2005

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Female Parts

Titties, pussy, girl ass, girl mouth, and the magical fourth hole

i love to stick my man parts in female parts!!!!!
it's sexy when two ladies put their female parts in each other's mouths

by noctus_vampyro November 24, 2011

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Puritan parts

The Puritans were a conservative religious group on which many of our ways were founded. Puritan parts are areas which would be covered up by underwear.

It bothers me that she booty bumps her son while wearing fishnet stockings and a ribbon to cover the Puritan parts.

by ga2311 January 18, 2010

3👍 2👎