Third Wheel

One who deters the socialization of a couple, perhaps when being invited out of pitty or through a feeling of duty. This person may be eased into the situation by being allowed to stay in an envirnment he or she has become accustomed to (perhaps a kitchen, where the third wheel can bake cookies for the couple.) The third wheel may feel uncomfortable about watching the couple canoodle on his her her sofa, but none of this is taken into consideration.

Emma is such a third wheel/ cock blocker.

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Wheels Moment

A Wheels Moment is an event, typically positive, that evokes emotion and surprise, or calls to mind a familiar feeling. Wheels Moments are generally cool.

"I ate an entire pad of sticky notes, what a Wheels Moment."

"No way you did something so wild, that's such a Wheels Moment!"

wheel chair

Racecar for the walking-impaired

Hey, NICE WHEELS, Buddy. That's a real hot wheel chair you've got. Zoom, Zoom.

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Wheels on the bus

To say something does not matter.

"That shit does not matter, it's
wheels on the bus"

"No ones watching us, don't give a fuck, wheels on the bus."

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schmuck-on-wheels

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.

person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"

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got wheels

It means like slay or pull

Damn two chicks in one night you got wheels

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Third Wheel

One who Google's the words "third" and "wheel" (together) after being named such.

SEE ALSO: Forever Alone

Johnny went home and Google'd "third wheel" after being called one. He hasn't gone outside since...

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