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A primitive, unwritten, unspoken, totally subjective, ever-changing rule that defines how much a girl can slut herself up without becoming a target for harsh criticism from her female peers.
As it doesn't stem from any higher brain function, the subjective usually (possibly truthfully) denies all knowledge, though mentioning it will usually provoke other areas of the reptilian part of the brain, typically the medula oblongata, resulting in a burst of anger.
As old as time itself, this rule continues to be prodded and probed by 'mostly' young women, trying to stretch the boundaries and hence gain the upper hand in the popularity-with-boys struggle. This continued activity has seen the rule become extremely lax over the last few decades.
Psychologists also refer to this primitive ideology as the "Alpha Male Competition for Women" as popularity with the opposite gender is the most common way that women gauge their own, and each other's success in the world.
Sofie: Awww I hate that bloody Janie. She's such a slut! Look at that thing she's wearing.
Bubbles: Yeah! Whadda slut! That's not a skirt, it's a belt! (... Gee I'm glad I didn't wear my really short mini)
Bloke: G'day gals, whatcha drinking? Four-X or VB? 'Ang on, who's that hottie?! (Walks over to Janie)
Sofie & Bubbles: Awww that SLUT!!
Bubbles: ... Sofie, what's with your makeup tonight anyway?
Sofie: Shut up! What's with those slutty shoes!?
Bubbles: Awww you Slut!
Sofie: Slut!
Bloke to Janie: Awww, looks like someone violated the Slut-trust.
Janie: Fuck off you bastard! Womens Lib!
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An upcoming rapper on Soundcloud that goes hard.
Nick: Who you bopping?
Elijah: You already know it's Young Trust.
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People’s new attitude towards opportunist right-wing demagogues and conspiracists in an age of fake news and falsehood about the coronavirus pandemic, who make light of the high number of infections and deaths plaguing their countries.
In an age of Trumpism, and racism and supremacism clothed in white Christianity, it’s no surprise that there’s zero trust among millions of voters of all ethnic groups and economic backgrounds vis-à-vis their corrupt or inept “leaders.”
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Ok. HOOOOOOOOOOOLD ON. I wouldn't say these guys are the greatest band on Earth. You obviously haven't listened to other bands, or maybe you're just a pansy that doesn't enjoy heavier music. But there's no doubt that these guys ARE good. Their first album, The Lonely Position Of Neutral, had about 3 songs that sounded the same. This album also had some great screaming parts. Their second album, True Parallels, is VERY different. You can tell the band has matured and gotten better as musicians. The lead singer, Kevin Palmer, has a soft voice, but can belt out the screams when needed. I would compare Trust Company to... maybe Story Of The Year.
Trust Company's second album is waaaaaay better than the first.
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A document you sign before you die, so all the people you hate gets your breadman
Before you die you must sign a living trust, especially if you are rich.
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The act of walking in on your girlfriend giving your best friend head and him ejaculating profusely.
She totally was trust-busting me man! Like I thought we were chill!
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Boy with girl says;
Boy: tonight its your lucky night
Girl: oooooooo
Boy: im taking you to the place of 'trust' ;)
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