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A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."
Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!
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An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.
Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad
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To give a blowjob, while you are defecating:to get a blowjob,while they are defecating.
"I just got a Tina Turner from your mom,She had tacos today."
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The scientific name of the strain of Coronavirus running rampant through the LA Dodgers organization.
Having been in the MLB Playoff Bubble in Texas since Tuesday, October 6, 2020, Justin Turner of the Los Angeles Dodgers, had finally had enough of quarantine, and took advantage of the off-day in the World Series schedule on Thursday, October 22nd, by going out and catching the 'Rona at a local bar. After a couple of days of incubation, Turner finally popped positive for the virus on Tuesday, October 27th -- now known as the official start of Turner-10. Although MLB officials were finally advised of the diagnosis, and had Turner removed from the game, Justin broke out of his new quarantine to help celebrate the World Series and spread Turner-10 to his teammates, families, and officials during the on-field ceremony.
Afterward, Turner was also seen taking a celebratory phone call from "Patient Zero" (Donald J. Trump) congratulating him on winning the World Series and becoming becoming a super-spreader of Turner-10.