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The humorous knighted-Scottish-actor impersonation that you eye-twinkingly utilize to address your companion(s) when letting them into a building of some kind where the "regular" entrance had been either locked, jammed, or obstructed with objects/debris on the inside, and so you have "gone around" and slipped into said edifice from an alternate door or other opening that you know about from previous visits here, wormed your way forward through the interior of the structure till you eventually reached the front access-point again, cleared away any blockage from the doorway-area, and then finagled/wrestled said door open for easier and less-obtrusive entry by your accompanying humans; this saves their all having to tiringly make extra steps all the way over to the side-entrance, slither through narrow doorways, clamber over obstructions, unnecessarily disturb other present occupants of said building, etc..
Years ago before we had a telephone of our own, my sister and I would occasionally go to make calls at the office of a fellow-low-income-neighbor's service-garage. The only problem was that the shop's French-window-style front door had a broken/loose latch-mechanism, and thus the door was often very balky about opening up from the outside. So to save my slight-figured and not-very-steady-on-her-extra-small-feet sister's having to wobblingly struggle her way into the office by an alternate route, I would merely leave her standing at the front door of the garage while I performed a classic "Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!" maneuver --- I'd hurriedly scuttle around back, quietly sidle in at the mechanics'-access door, unobtrusively pick my way through the service-bays where the guys were working and on into the office's rear entrance, forcibly fumble and jiggle the wobbly latch-mechanism to coax the front door into performing its "open sesame" routine, and then smilingly usher my still-patiently-waiting sister inside the office and over to the old swivel-chair by the desk where the phone was.
a term used to describe someone absolutely retarded and irritable
"hørte du den der lyd?"
"omds det ham der ab*r"
"self"
the best sorcer in the Multiverse. A certain type of witch that comes from the Wagner Family Bloodline. The Kennedy Wagner Witch absorbs all its powers from the Crane Forest. Kennedy is extremely dangerous and evil and will stop at nothing to complete a task.
Guy 1: Yeah I’m talking to this girl she’s kinda freaking me out and stuff
Guy 2: My friend, Your probably talking to a Kennedy W*****r
Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.
Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
It is "the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions", according to the experts there. Apparently repetitive questions about sex are the most "thought-provoking" for the human mind.
Me: *posts an actually good question*
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Also everyday on r/AskReddit 10 times a day:
What's your most sexy moment with your school teacher? / What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed in space? / Describe the sexiest sex with your wife.
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