hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

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Hit kelso day

Everyone hits kelso one time with an egg or with something bigger

I hate kelso so I poor cement on his house hit kelso day

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Hit Em With The Gas

A phrase used in gaming to attack fast with all you have, regardless of the expected outcome.

"Pantheon really hit em with the gas!", "I'm gonna hit em with the gas!", "Yeetmaster69's gonna hit em with the gas!"

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Don’t hit me

This is when a girl is trying to low-key tell you to wear a codom, it means that you aren’t hitting her with your semen

Come here but don’t hit me

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Founding Father Hit

The first hit of a joint or blunt whenever it has to be relighted. Especially when its almost done these hits totally suck and respect goes to whoever grabs the lighter to relight it.

"Dude is it done?"
"Na man but don't worry give me the lighter I'll take a founding father hit."

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Hit someone's jewel

To kick someone in the balls

I hit someone's jewel today. They yelled "Ow, my balls!"

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Hit it on the back side

To clean up the mess after a co-worker failed to do a task correctly.

Sandy has trouble counting past 10, so all the orders had to be hit it on the back side after she got done with them.

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