Name of underground Washington, DC band whose hit single "Lick My Frosting" leaves everybody writhing. With a smoking front-man, an explosive ax-man (who has been called John Mayer-esque, both due to his ferocious play on the guitar and because of how out of place he seems being in a band called "Fuck Cake"), and with a functionally-retarded old man on the skins, this band of 20- and 30-something underachievers have rocked the masses from New York to Hawaii, but never so hard as when they rock the hyper-educated, upper-middle-class, drones in hometown DC.
Did you hear about that new band Fuck Cake? I wish the lead singer of Fuck Cake would give me a slunky, after the after-party.
Did you hear the new song from Fuck Cake called "It means Dick!"
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Someone who is extremely awesome in every way, shape, and form.
Kiki is always reffering to Colin as a mofo cake!. Oh hawt damn, my friends are such mofo cakes!
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Yummie things upon which babies like to munch - boobies
That lady over there has some awfully tasty looking baby cakes
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when a man inserts cake into a woman's vagina then a naked midget eats her out while the woman is taking a shit.
lets go try a tasty cake in the bathroom.
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A derogatory term used by Southern and Eastern European immigrants in the first half of the 20th Century to describe Anglo-Saxon, WASPy Americans who knew little about good hearty food or ingredients.
A term used by Southern and Eastern European immigrants of Catholic descent to describe the stiffness and manner of Americans of English and/or protestant descent.
Who's ever heard of hearty "British cuisine"? Yuck! What a bunch of cake eaters.
Look at that stiff Brit in his tweed jacket. What a cake eater.
When it comes to pasta sauce, those cake eaters don't know the difference between "gravy" and ketchup.
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Nasty ass lemon flavor cake that nobody wants, any frosting you top it with will not save the cake from sucking, in fact it actually makes it worse. however that does not stop the cakebakers from putting frosting on.
Guy 1: Yo, I cut me a slice of that cake over there fresh out the oven. I saw it had strawberry frosting and it wasn't until after I bit into it that I realized it was yellow cake.
Guy 2: Damn
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Term used to describe a particular category of females. They are overweight, wear horn-rimmed glasses and dye the front of their hair. Generally it is dyed red. Also, they will have very pale skin. They look like they eat a lot of cake and also resemble those who often appear on the television show of the same name.
"How to describe the crowd at the midnight Harry Potter showing: Very 'Ace of Cakes', pasty chubby chicks with pink bangs and glasses."
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