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After the Dirty Gomez, The girl who just got shat in the mouth, throws it up into the guys mouth.
"I gave Robert a reverse dirty gomez after he thought he could shit in my mouth"
"You go girl!"
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When a man has anal sex with a woman, fecal matters get on his dick, and the woman then gives him a blow job with the fecal matter still on his dick.
"Last night I was pounding my girl in the ass when I felt something warm on my dick. She shit on my dick, so I made her give me a reverse blumpkin to clean it up."
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While a girl is laying naked at the edge of a bed, a man does a hand stand facing the bed, and enters her vagina with his cock.
Dude, I totally pulled of the Reverse Space Man last night!
No way! Didn't you pass out or anything?
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A group of guys getting pounded by a female with an extremely large penis. Groups typically consist of 3-4 males and 1 female, namely the "Queen", taking them all in rapid succession.
This terminology is often referred to as being "Pearced" or engaging in a "Pearcing".
You guys ready to meet up with Jenevieve tonight? She's ready for a reverse gangbang, so lube up.
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The best comeback to figuratively and metaphoricaly any argument even if you are already winning. Its impact and feeling contributed in the argument can be summed up in many ways. It is The equivalent to no u, the literal godsend to a victorious argument, the diamond glaz main on plane, the awp in mid, the child predator to church, the yin to the fucking yang, the water bucket to a 50+ block drop, the gaming chair to youtube rewind, the 360 mlg no-scope to any call of duty, the ammo crate to an assault player, the woohoo to a slease sim, the opium to before now china, the smell of napalm in the morning, the thicc belt to your ass, the literal equivalent to fucking god
Your best friends mom
(Ps - if i spelled anything wrong, if i did not use enough parallel structure, or if im just redarted, then its because im a highschooler with 5 children)
Guy 1) *pulls out uno reverse card"
Guy 2 *in universe -10 - 1*) *commits suicide*
Guy 2 *in universe 2-419*) *until dehydration comes full swing*
Guy 2 *in universe 420-1738*) *literally implodes and causes a supernova, the likes of which have never been seen, witnessed, or viewed, ever before*
Guy 3) *Yells "sick burn" until collapse of lungs to the point in which a fucking blackhole is created*
Teacher) *gets sued for doing jack shit* (as usual)
Dad 1 *father of guy 1*) *is getting head from your mom*
Dad 2 *also father of guy 1*) *is gay*
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See Door job;
Same as Door job; but when you lay someone the fuck out when they knock on your door.
"Ryann knocked on Sean's door. Sean reverse door jobbed him"
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Manipulating your partner to have sex with you after initially getting rejected.
John: Babe I wanna have sex.
Janet: Not today I have a headache.
John: Thats Okay. I'm going to happy hour. I'll be home late, don't wait up.
John: (to himself) Reverse Fuck-ology. Works like a charm.
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