Somali Roll

When a stripper/prostitute tries to do a somersault and tries to take your good eye out.

Person 1: Dude the other night at the bachelor party Sparky almost got his eye taken out by a Somali Roll.

Person 2: Which one? I hope it wasn't the right that's the normal one

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how I roll

A justification for how someone behaves

Brendan: Hey Rob, why are you at a 20% in science?
Rob: Because I don't hand in any homework
Brendan: Why?
Rob: Because that's how I roll.

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Soggy Egg Roll

The term given to a asain dude in wheel chair that intentionally gets locked out in the rain or pushed into a swimming pool.

Well Han, you lost the bet so you're going to have to spend the rest of the party as a Soggy Egg Roll.

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fruit roll job

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick and receiving a blow job.

Dude, Stacey would not give me head last night until I gave into a fruit roll job.

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Rolling down in the deep

what you know about rollin down in the deep?
ass line from the ass song by Masked Wolf

A: My mother has sadly passed away from ligma
B: Whatchu know bout rolling down in the deep?

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Fruit roll uped

To blow a man with a fruit roll up around his penis. Made popular by Lauren Morman.

Did you hear about justin and lauren?
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!

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That's how I roll

What someone would say to insinuate that it was their style, or that it was the way they usually do things.

Yo man so did you already hit it or what?

Yeah, you know that's how I roll.

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