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When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.
I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave
The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?
Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.
Tom: Why?
Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.
Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.
Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
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A putdown leveled at someone who's talking pompously. First made famous in the 1974 Mel Brooks movie, "Blazing Saddles."
Reverend Johnson:
Order. Order! God damn it, I said "ORDER"!
Howard Johnson:
You know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson:
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
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To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.
I sure yet, but it looks like a fan went south and the processor gagged. I hope it didn't blow a smoke ring.
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Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)
Pretty little lady all around the house they like to party with their titys out, moving all night to a sexy song get, grinding so my dick gets long, get closer don't make me say twice, longing up from the ground makes your eyes look, i'll stand here with a 40 of beer and you keep doing what your doing my dear.
Suck on my dick (You no i like he way it feels baby)
Yo ladys put your knees to the floor im gonna show you what your mouths are 4, yo brothers, you better get here quike one of these hoes are gonna suck your dick (I LIKE IT) i thought you (would dam these girls can suck dick good) I no that and you can't go wrong when they learnt how to do it with the suck my dick song
Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)
Yo davie
Yeah thats my name
I'd rather just fuck if its all the same
Come on girl friend fucking is the shit now get on the floor and suck my mother fucking dick.
"YEAHH I LIKE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH AROUND MY PENIS BITCH" said Alfie whilst Chloe gave a blow job to him
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When a girl or boy (someone with long hair) comes inside after it has been windy outside and their hair has blown to look like a mullet. Especially common when the person is wearing sunglasses on the top of their head.
Did you see Jenni's dike blow when she came inside today? There must've been a tornado outside.
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If you see a man with a blow fish tattoo anywhere above his waist it means he likes to place male genitalia in his mouth. A common place for the blow fish is on the arm. This idea originated in Japan.
Person 1: "Did you see Justin's new tattoo?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "It he got a blow fish tattoo on his arm! He didn't know that means he's gay!"
Person 2: "hahaha! What a douche bag!"
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