Dec 14th is the new National Opium Day, this is because on December 14th 2023 Playboi Carti, the owner of the record label “Opium” dropped his first song “2024” after 3 long years of not releasing any music. During this time period fans grew angry and restless at the fact that their king (Playboi Carti) might never drop another album/song ever again, December 14th symbolizes the relief the entirety of the Opium community felt when we realized that our king Jordan Terrel Carter was back.
Bro it’s Dec 14th, National Opium Day! I hope you’re ready to cancel all of our obligations and listen to Ken Carson, Destroy Lonely, and most of all, PLAYBOI CARTI!!!
January 1st Is the day that this holiday falls on. you don't have to use grammar on this day and nobody can judge you lol
guy 1: Im jemertgsaedf
guy 2: I'm*
guy 1: shut the fuck up it's national no more grammar day
guy 2: oh.
You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october
You eat chocolate all day week
April 21 the day where you steal
Omg it’s national stealing day let’s go to Walmart!
Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)
Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?
Not a good day, its a "Doog day." Meaning the day is strange in a way that you haven't decided you feel about.
I'm having a Doog day.
November 23rd
Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!
“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”