Random
Source Code
Random
The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
When you see someone from an angle and think they are attractive but then they turn to face you and its not such a good look
*see someone*
Girl one: man that boy is cute
*boy turns*
Girl two: damn bad luck looks like we have a side hot on our hands
When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.
-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
A slang term to describe a whore, cheap escort, or a knowingly other woman often seen hanging on the arm of a different man.
Look at Olivia… out here looking like a real Side Arm Dandy.
Usually a ginger haired dude with a side pony...also a male version of a side chick
A ginger haired dude who wears a side pony...but also can be the male version of a side chick
Ted is nice...but he’s like, my side pony.
The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).
Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045
Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)